StupidiNews!

• Indian President Nahrendra Modi has ordered a complete lockdown for all of India's 1.3 billion people for three weeks in the largest quarantine in human history.
• After a six-month trial eight members of a neo-Nazi organization have been convicted in a German state court on terrorism charges.
• Aerospace giant Boeing says it plans to restart production of its troubled 737 MAX jetliners in May after the planes were grounded worldwide for software issues that crashed two planes.
• Targeting Gov. Andrew Cuomo, the White House says all New York residents should self-quarantine for at least two weeks and should not leave the state.
• The US Supreme Court has sided with North Carolina in a dispute over the wreck of famed pirate Blackbeard's ship, and has ruled that states cannot be sued for copyright infringement.