StupidiNews!

• GOP Rep. Mark Meadows of North Carolina has officially resigned from the House to begin his job as White House chief of staff, Trump's fifth in four years.
• The Trump regime is offering to relax sanctions on Venezuela if the country ousts President Nicolas Maduro and forms a transitional government that excludes opposition leader Juan Guaido.
• The captain of the USS Teddy Roosevelt is begging the Pentagon for COVID-19 help in a rare public letter as the naval aircraft carrier has dozens of cases of the virus among a crew of 4,000.
• California and Texas are joining New York in releasing non-violent offenders from jails as COVID-19 threatens to turn prisons into breeding grounds for the virus.
• The FDA has granted emergency approval for chloroquine to treat COVID-19, despite limited supply, a need for the drug to treat lupus sufferers, and no real evidence the drug is effective.