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• Upward revisions in the Trump regime's forecast of COVID-19 deaths now see the toll at 80-90 thousand, which would necessitate a sharp drop in the current rate of deaths already nearing 70,000.
• Vice-President Mike Pence now admits he should have worn a protective mask when visiting the Mayo Clinic last week as he was requested to do by staff.
• Japanese PM Shinzo Abe is expected to extend the country's state of emergency through the end of May as the number of cases in the country has risen sharply on the northern island of Hokkaido.
• Ireland is moving towards breaking a deadlock to form coalition government after historic elections earlier this year as the Green Party is in talks to join.
• Global oil production is only now finally slowing after last month's negative prices on oil futures flipped the market for crude upside down.