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• A federal civil court has dismissed a restraining order motion by Donald Trump's brother Robert against Trump's niece Mary to allow her tell-all book about the family to go forward.
• Donald Trump's campaign manager Brad Parscale is self-quarantining after several campaign aides tested positive for COVID-19 after last weekend's Trump rally in Tulsa.
• The US Senate voted 90-7 to advance the 2020 defense authorization bill, setting up a showdown between Senate Democrats and the Trump regime over renaming Confederate military bases.
• The Trump regime and several Republican Attorneys General have taken the case to eliminate the Affordable Care Act to the US Supreme Court in a case to be heard next term.
• Europe is making plans to build a successor to the Large Hadron Collider deep under Lake Geneva in Switzerland, but international partners like Japan and China may pursue their own projects.