StupidiNews!

• House Democrats are calling on Homeland Security's Inspector General to investigate the use of unmarked federal troops in Portland to protect federal property.
• A Kentucky couple is under house arrest after refusing to sign a self-quarantine agreement after testing positive for COVID-19, the couple was heading for Michigan to see family.
• Kanye West's on-again, off-again presidential run is back on again after a campaign rally in South Carolina, West will not be able to get on the ballot in most states however.
• The UK plans to end its extradition treaty with Hong Kong as tensions between Britain and China continue to rise over Hong Kong's crackdown.
• Smithsonian researchers believe they have cracked the case on how certain deep-sea fish are able to absorb up to 99.5% of all light that hits their skin, with "ultrablack" applications in optics.