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• The team investigation into sexual misconduct at the Washington Football Team has now been taken over by the NFL, owner Dan Snyder is cooperating and is supportive of the move.
• Donald Trump suggests the White House press corps will "die" from boredom should they have to cover a Biden presidency and that media outlet owners want to continue to cover Trump.
• A major lawsuit filed against McDonald's by more than 50 Black former franchise owners accuses the fast-food giant of discrimination against Black franchisees and seeks $1 billion in damages.
• Sudan's transitional government has confirmed an initial peace deal with Darfur rebels after last year's military coup overthrew the 30-year dictatorship of Omar al-Bashir.
• The Trump regime has forced Google and Facebook to drop plans for an undersea cable built directly between the US and Hong Kong, citing national security concerns.