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• Ugandan opposition presidential candidate Bobi Wine has been arrested a second time in a matter of weeks, this time for "violating COVID-19 campaign guidelines".
• DEA officials are reportedly "furious" after US Attorney General Bill Barr dropped all charges against former Mexican Defense Minister and drug cartel leader Salvador Cienfuegos Zepeda.
• Senators from both sides of the aisle will vote against Donald Trump's $23 billion sale of fighter jets, drones and weapons to the UAE, citing a "major balance of power shift" in the Middle East.
• Australian PM Scott Morrison says the country will "always set our own laws and our own rules" after China accused Morrison of "poisoning bilateral relations" over an increasing trade war.
• Apple has settled with 33 states and DC for $113 million over allegations that performance on older iPhones was deliberately throttled as battery life degraded in order to spur sales.