StupidiNews!

• A new Harvard Business School study finds that the number of Americans unable to pay bills has doubled since Republicans allowed CARES Act unemployment benefits to expire.
• Hurricane Eta has reached Nicaragua as a Category 4 storm, Eta is expected to move over inland Nicaragua and Honduras over the next 24-48 hours.
• Current US hospitalizations for COVID-19 have topped 50,000, the highest level in three months, as the number of daily new COVID-19 US cases continues to top the 100,000 mark.
• New Jersey voters have legalized recreational marijuana use, while Oregon voters have decriminalized a number of federally illegal drugs in small doses.
• A new study on haunted houses being "scary fun" finds that there's a hormonal mind/body balance point between being terrified and being thrilled by fear.