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• Celebrated spy novel author John Le Carre is dead at age 89, the British Cold War author, born David Cornwell, wrote more than two dozen novels translated into 40 languages.
• Germany will shut down most businesses and shops well into January as COVID-19 continues to ravage EU countries.
• Donald Trump, Mike Pence and White House staffers will be given top priority for the COVID-19 vaccine, no word on if the Biden transition team will be given any doses at this time.
• Donald Trump says he will veto a military spending bill over renaming Confederate military bases and social media legal protections, forcing the House and Senate to vote to override it.
• Oracle founder Larry Ellison is following Elon Musk's lead and is moving the company's headquarters from California to Texas for lower employee cost-of-living -- and lower wages.