StupidiNews!

• Acting ICE Director Jonathan Fahey is resigning just weeks after assuming the post after the departure of previous Acting Director Tony Pham.
• Citing no possibility of a "fair" trial that can be held in the waning days of the Trump regime, Mitch McConnell will postpone any further Senate activity until January 19.
• House Speaker Nancy Pelosi says that Representatives will be fined if they fail to pass through metal detectors installed in the US Capitol building on Wednesday after last week's attack.
• House Republicans are targeting GOP Rep. Liz Cheney for removal from her No. 3 position in the GOP caucus after voting for the second impeachment of Donald Trump on Wednesday.
• Housing rental service Airbnb is refunding all DC inauguration reservations as the governors of Maryland and Virginia and DC Mayor Muriel Bowser have asked visitors to stay home.