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• Tropical Storm Andres has formed in the Pacific, the earliest in a year a named storm has formed in the Pacific since the era of satellites.
• At least 68 were killed in Afghanistan as a school was attacked by suicide bombers, family members are in mourning as dozens of students died.
• Ford is recalling more than 600,000 Explorer SUVs over safety concerns for roof rail retention pins, with the possibility that the pins could fail and roof rails could fly off the vehicle.
• UK Labour Party leader Kier Starmer is retooling his team after getting soundly beaten by Tories in weekend local elections.
• New analytics find that 96% of Apple iPhone users installing iOS update 14.5 are choosing to opt out of app tracking for privacy purposes.