StupidiNews!

• France has canceled a Washington DC reception in protest of America's deal with Australia to buy US nuclear submarines rather than French technology.
• Justice Department Special Prosecutor John Durham has indicted Democratic party lawyer Michael Sussman in connection with Durham's investigation into the FBI's Trump probe.
• A US federal judge has granted an order for an alleged sexual assault victim of Britain's Prince Andrew to serve a court summons to the royal second son.
• The House January 6th Committee wants Joint Chiefs Chair Gen. Mark Milley to testify about his actions on that day involving Donald Trump and the Capitol insurrection.
• A new study confirms a 2006 theory that the reason a Stradivarius violin has such a unique sound is due to the chemicals in the instruments' varnish.