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• All 21 people aboard a jet bound from Houston to Boston have survived with at worst minor injuries after the plane clipped a fence on takeoff and crash landed, flames engulfing the wreckage.
• The full House January 6th Committee has unanimously referred former Trump advisor Steve Bannon to a full House vote on criminal contempt charges expected on Thursday.
• Japan's Mount Aso has erupted, prompting officials on the southern island of Kyushu to issue warnings for ash and pyroclastic flows near the mountain.
• Congressional Democrats will drop President Biden's plan for universal free community college as Democratic Sens. Joe Manchin and Kyrsten Sinema continue demanding infrastructure bill cuts.
• The EPA has announced a major new initiative to study and regulate industrial chemicals called PFAS that are increasingly in use by manufacturers that could pollute areas for decades.