StupidiNews, Weekend Edition

Morning folks. Lot happens overnight.

• Elizabeth Edwards comes clean that she knew about her husband John's affair back in 2006, posting over at Daily Kos.
• Bush wants both sides to stand down in Georgia. Georgia's president meanwhile wants to make the war against Russia official.
• The Police played their final concert ever in NYC last night, with real police backing them up: the NYPD.
• The California Supreme Court calls noncompete contracts unconstitutional.
• The Pakistani Army is not backing up Pervez Musharraf.

If you've got any news items from the last 24, post 'em.