Jesus Christ on a bike. Being asked to name one freaking newspaper that you read is a goddamn “quiz-show game” question? Are you serious, K-Lo? What other softball questions will the Right’s delicate flower be unable to answer? If I asked her to name colors she liked, would she say “all of them?” If I asked her to name a number between one and ten, would she just give me a blank stare? What questions are we lowly mortals permitted to ask St. Joan of Juneau?Which leads him to this Burning Question:To put it more bluntly: could Sarah Palin say or do anything that would make you think twice before eating a crap sandwich on her behalf? Don’t you feel insulted that John McCain nominated someone who is less qualified than you are to be vice president? Let me repeat that: K-Lo, you are more qualified to be vice president than Sarah Palin is.
Why oh why can’t we get a smarter opposition ideology?Because the secret weakness of the United States Of America is that the votes of people who vote against a candidate because they believe that candidate is a secret Muslim Manchurian Candidate who was not born in the US and supports killing babies and should be disqualified from the office of President because that candidate is black count just as much under the rules as the people who live in actual reality.
Also, it's a lot easier fooling stupid people than it is to logically convince smart people, explaining why we've had Bush in office for eight fucking years, especially when one side breaks the rules to disenfranchise millions of voters and makes sure their vote isn't counted just so they can win.
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