Magnetic Fridge Poetry, Alaska Style

Ahh Sister Sarah, you give us classics like this:

"On Good and Evil"

It is obvious to me
Who the good guys are in this one
And who the bad guys are.
The bad guys are the ones
Who say Israel is a stinking corpse,
And should be wiped off
The face of the earth.

That's not a good guy.

(To K. Couric, CBS News, Sept. 25, 2008)

And it gets better from there.

I have my own poem.

"This Will Be Good"

Caribou Barbie
Takes on the entire world
With the power of self-confidence
And a small baggie of moose jerky.
You have to admire her
For taking a bullet
For her seventy-two year old dad.

Like golf
This debate will be low score wins
On the Gaffe-O-Meter.
To this I say the following:



Less is More.