Now they have 728 days to:
- Get out of Iraq and Afghanistan,
- Deal with Pakistan and Iran,
- Catch Osama bin Laden,
- End the War on Terror and the Bush Doctrine,
- Restore rule of law and civil liberties,
- Restore the Constitution,
- Lower the unemployment rate to 5%,
- Get the Dow back to 14,000+,
- Help 47 million uninsured Americans get affordable health care,
- Solve global warming,
- Fix the energy crisis,
- Broker a lasting peace between Israel and Palestine,
- Make Social Security and Medicare solvent,
- Create a society that doesn't need to ever resort to abortion,
- End all racism, sexism, and gender/sexuality discrimination,
- ...And win both the gold medal count and the overall medal count in the 2010 Vancouver Winter Olympics.
You thought the commercials and smear ads and Village Idiots were bad in 2008? You have no idea.
Now the real fun begins.
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