StupidiNews!

• Somali pirates attack a second US ship, but are successfully repelled by the crew.
• The Obama administration is still considering whether to release Bush-era torture memos.
• Gov. Sarah Palin and Interior Secretary Ken Salazar discussed Alaskan oil drilling on Tuesday.
• Swiss bank UBS plans to lay off another 7,500 workers.
• AT&T wants to extend its deal as the exclusive iPhone service provider through 2011.