StupidiNews, Memorial Day Edition

• North Korea has conducted a second successful nuclear test, causing concern around the globe.
• Fifty-one percent of Israelis said in a poll that they would support an immediate attack on Iranian nuclear facilities.
• American troops in Afghanistan have limited options to protect civilians from the Taliban.
• Canada may follow the US in passing climate change legislation.
• The U.S. Army will adopt Windows Vista and Office 2007 by the end of the year.