StupidiNews!

• Mexico City reopens for business as Cinco de Mayo celebrations across Mexico are canceled.
• A Japanese scientist is looking to turn sheep into walking human organ banks.
• Pakistan's army is on the move in the Buner district but many civilians in the army's wake are unhappy.
• The three-month LIBOR rate has dropped under 1%, signaling the credit crisis may be over.
• Amazon is expected to announce a big-screen Kindle on Wednesday.