Epic Fixing The Government With A Chainsaw Fail

Via Tbogg, we see that Freeper King Jim Robinson has gone sooooooooo far off the deep end that he has come out in somebody else's pool...in another dimension where he's glad to appoint Hillary Clinton as Chief Executive.

It cannot be denied that the central government has become destructive of our unalienable rights to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness and our rights to live free. The government is no longer responsive to we the People. They have stretched and shredded the constitution to the point that they have illegally seized for themselves virtually unlimited powers over the citizens and act as if we have no rights and no powers of our own. They are acting without our consent.

Our Founders established that when our government becomes destructive of our rights then it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness.

We have reached the point where the government's long train of abuses and usurpations has achieved absolute Despotism, therefore it is our right, it is our duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for our future security.

Therefore, We the People of America choose to exercise our right to throw off and alter the abusive government by peacefully recalling and removing from office the President of the United States, the Vice President of the United States and all U.S. Senators and U.S. Representatives effective immediately.

Therefore, We the People of America choose to exercise our right to throw off and alter the abusive government by peacefully recalling and removing from office the President of the United States, the Vice President of the United States and all U.S. Senators and U.S. Representatives effective immediately.

An interim provisional Chief Executive and congressional representatives will be established as follows:

The Secretary of State shall immediately assume the office of interim Chief Executive. The Chief Executive shall appoint and the interim Senate shall confirm an interim Vice President.

So, it's like Tom Clancy's Debt of Honor, only without crashing an airplane into the Capitol building and Hillary Clinton playing the part of Jack Ryan. And then we form a more perfect union where we throw out all those Amendments!

The Constitution of the United States must be kept intact and must be adhered to and strictly followed by all government entities as originally intended. The government has stretched the constitutional limits well beyond those intended by our founders. We must take steps to ensure that this is corrected and that the out of control government is reined in and that sufficient measures are introduced to maintain the limits, checks and balances on government and that government powers are strictly limited to those enumerated in the constitution and that our rights are reestablished, reaffirmed, re-secured and safeguarded. We must restore and reestablish the sovereignty of the people and the states and restore the constitutional balances between the central government, the various states and we the people. The constitution severely restricts government powers and guarantees unalienable freedom and Liberty to the people.

Except for all the parts where we reinstitute slavery, limit voting only to white male landowners, eliminate freedom of speech, assembly, religion, press, petition to redress grievances (like Jimmy's doing here!), and the right to bear arms, right? As in the original Constitution that didn't have a Bill of Rights or any other additional amendments? No term limits for Presidents, no direct elections of Senators, and eliminates due process of the law, right? Sure, to protect us from despotism!

If you had a million Freepers march on Washington, D.C, I think the density of Stupid would form a singularity somewhere near the Robert E. Lee Memorial and suck all the world's intellect into it.

On the other hand, the internets would be a much nicer place. Perhaps with flowers. You know, for whatever short time period we would have right before we all collapsed into puddles of our own urine having lost all sentience.

And yes, Rick Moran is right when he says he could have pulled parts of this screed's accusations of Obama from "any of 50 lefty blogs" concerning the description of perceived presidential lawlessness on the part of Bush. The difference is I don't recall any of the lefty blogs advocating the overthrow of the United States Government and rolling back all constitutional amendements to 1776, either.

The fallacy of "Obama is worse than Bush just six months in!" doesn't equate to us not asking questions about the Bush administration's legal practices, nor does it excuse Obama following those same actions and in some cases expanding on Bush's policies and methods.

Still, I have to say if Jim Robinson and Orly Taitz get anywhere within a mile of each other, we're going to have one of those dimensional cross-rips that Egon Spengler was always talking about in Ghostbusters when the Keymaster and the Gatekeeper get together and summon Gozer.

Also, EPIC FAIL.