The Mosque Of The Red Neck

Dear Muslims in the state of North Carolina:

Should you happen to see either a guy in an RV or two guys on motorcycles asking really amazingly ignorant questions about your religion, it's probably that charming Dave Gaubatz fellow again.

Muslim Mafia scribe Dave Gaubatz is planning an investigative counterterrorism project in the Sunni mosques of North Carolina, and one lucky donor to the project will be invited to join his crack team of researchers. Needed for the job, according to an "urgent" post on Gaubatz's blog: $25,000, two motorcycles, and use of one class A RV for 30 days.

The project starts Dec. 5 and the "highest donor can travel on team" and "will work alongside Dave Gaubatz the entire 30 days," according to the cached version of the blog post.

Yeah, that's a great way to investigate people: your secret Muslim-investigating RV.  It's like the Mystery Machine, only without the dog.  Or the crime-solving.  Or the weed.  (Well, on second thought, this really does sound  like one of those plans you really do need to be on your fifth joint of the day to come up with, which explains the $25,000.)