StupidiNews, Weekend Edition!

• U.S. Customs officials have discovered that a '65 Volkswagen van bound for Germany was stolen in 1974.
• GOP officials are looking to carry out punishment against Dede Scozzafava for endorsing the Democrat in last Tuesday's NY-23 race.
• President Obama will go on a four-nation tour of Asia starting Wednesday.
• Yesterday's 10.2% unemployment numbers caused gold to hit another new high just short of $1,100.
• The cost of mapping an entire human genome is now down to roughly $5,000.