StupidiNews, Weekend Edition!

• The first major Senate test for health care reform will require all 60 of the Democratic caucus against united Republican opposition.
• Google has debuted its web-based Chrome OS, allowing a PC to start in seven seconds.
• Pakistan wants the US to consider negotiation with Taliban forces and to act as a check on India's military.
• Both Hershey's and Kraft Foods are in the running to pick up UK food company Cadbury, Hershey's latest offer: $17 billion.
• The FCC has busted a multi-million dollar fraud ring, arresting 26 people in 9 states for charging the government for fake deaf-assist calls.