StupidiNews!

• A 4.9 earthquake has injured hundreds in and around Bandar Abbas, Iran.
• A Louisiana Justice of the Peace who denied an interracial couple a marriage license has resigned.
• A state Supreme Court decision in South Carolina is expected on whether or not Gov. Mark Sanford violated ethics laws.
• Disney has won approval from Chinese officials to build a theme park in Beijing.
• A federal judge has thrown out an ACLU lawsuit to block the patenting of genetic tests.