StupidiNews!

• White House Counsel Greg Craig is being replaced for his role in the difficulties arising from Obama's promise to close Gitmo next January.
• The Cincinnati suburb of Amelia, Ohio has canceled this year's Christmas parade as a result of a battle between church groups and free speech groups.
• The Pentagon has declared war on leaks about the military's Afghanistan policy.
• World central banks are buying record US dollar reserves in order to safeguard their own currency reserves, but are fighting a losing battle.
• Google is proposing the SPDY:// web protocol to make transmitting large numbers of small web files faster.