StupidiNews!

• President Obama goes to West Point this evening to explain his Afghanistan strategy to the American public.
• NY Gov. David Paterson says he will make emergency spending cuts if necessary to balance the state's 2010 budget.
• Seattle police have shot and killed Maurice Clemmons, suspected of killing four Tacoma officers on Sunday.
• Dubai World is in talks to restructure some $26 billion in debt, calming fears that the situation is not as bad as once thought.
• The Large Hadron Collider has reached a new energy record for a particle accelerator, but full power may be a year away.