StupidiNews!

• Illinois Democrats are going to the White House today to discuss the federal government using an empty state prison to house Gitmo detainees.
• 22 million Bush era e-mails, previously thought lost, have been located and will be partially restored.
  
• Alaska GOP Sen. Lisa Murkowski is trying to scuttle the EPA's proposed greenhouse gas regulation with a rare "disapproval resolution."
• Taiwan's "King of Instant Noodles" is taking aim at feeding mainland China's billion plus citizens.
• A new study shows that $60 billion will be needed to get broadband to the half of America lacking it, not the $6.4 billion allocated in the stimulus.