Dear America:

"It's all Obama's fault.  If he would just do what the GOP wants him to do and cut spending in a recession thus driving us into a depression where Republicans can win a landslide victory in 2010, everything would be fine.  It's what the American people want."

--Mitch McConnell, CNN

Bonus Verbatim Stupid:  "At a time of trillion-dollar deficits, the administration should direct unspent stimulus funds to pay down our debts right now, rather than have money spent out on questionable projects nine years down the road."

Yes, because the real problem right now with people not being able to pay their bills, their mortgages, their car payments and their health insurance premiums is clearly the deficit and not "I haven't gotten a raise since Dan Rather was on CBS."