General Breitbart Declares War

Andrew Breitbart has seen THE FUTURE OF MEDIA, as Mike Madden of Salon discovers.

The patron of James O'Keefe and Hannah Giles and their ACORN pimp-and-prostitute "scandal" video, Andrew Breitbart, spoke to CPAC Saturday morning. After his rambling talk about the evils of the media -- and how conservatives can fight back -- I tried to ask Breitbart a few questions. But as soon as I introduced myself, it was obvious he wasn't really in the mood to chat:

(For the record, the Max Blumenthal story he was asking about had already been corrected.)

Silly the Lamestream Media Reporter Person, THE FUTURE OF MEDIA needs not your "facts" and "logic."

But he didn't save all his rancor for Salon (talking to the Washington Independent's Dave Weigel, he sent a pleasant message to Center for American Progress boss John Podesta). For that matter, his speech had been pretty surly, too. "Look, mainstream media, the gig is up," he told the CPAC crowd to cheers. "We figured you out. You're not on our team -- you're not on the American team. You're on the progressive team. We tried to play nice with you, and nice is over." Evidently so.

You see, THE FUTURE OF MEDIA is where only crap on the internet is forcefed to everyone without fact checking.  Lamestream Media Reporter People like Rachel Maddow are delegated to janitorial duties!

Breitbart claims that Maddow drastically distorted the arrest of one of ACORN filmmakers last month, while he was attempting to produce an expose on Sen. Mary Landrieu (D.-La.).

According to Politico, "asked what he would say if he ran into Maddow, an unabashedly liberal MSNBC host who made a surprise appearance at CPAC on Thursday, Breitbart said, 'I hope to see you and give you a lovely hug because you validated my hopes and aspirations and my business model because you're so bad at what you do."

Breitbart accuses Maddow of being involved with "part of a propaganda campaign to attack the last president .. and make him out to be the worst human being that ever walked the face of the earth. And, at the same time, you promoted Barack Obama as the greatest thing that ever walked the earth."

"Plus," as reported by Politico, "he ripped Maddow and other liberal commentators for their treatment of the populist conservative tea party movement and one of its champions, former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin."

And they will destroyed!  For in THE FUTURE OF MEDIA, all news is what Breitbart says it is!  People do not want "facts" or "truth" or "integrity", they want Breitbart!

Also, all restaurants are Taco Bell!   It's THE FUTURE!

And the lord of that future is Andrew Breitbart!