StupidiNews, Weekend Edition!

• The ruling Dutch coalition government has collapsed over the future of the country's 2,000 troops in Afghanistan.
• A new book suggests that as VP in 2008, Dick Cheney wanted an armed conflict with Russian troops in Georgia.
• Kansas Republicans are pushing a new covenant marriage law where couples could only file for divorce for specific reasons and after a trial separation.
• Tiger Woods' televised apology ended up temporarily freezing Wall Street trading as brokers all tuned in.
• An internet security firm is working on technology to identify users behind the keyboard by how they type.