StupidiNews!

• President Obama unveils his final health care compromise package today that will include several Republican ideas, but the GOP is already completely rejecting the measure.
• The US Supreme Court refused to block Washington D.C.'s gay marriage law, meaning it takes effect today.
• After Sen. Jim Bunning relented on blocking unemployment benefits for Americans, the extension measure passed 78-19.
• Greece has taken up another $6.6 billion in cuts to save its economy, but it raises taxes on many Greek items.
• Scientists say there's evidence that oxygen-enriched alcohol may have less of a hangover and drinkers sober up faster.