StupidiNews!

• US Special Envoy to the Middle East George Mitchell is delaying his return to Israel as the Obama administration awaits Israel's response.
• President Obama has actually issued his second veto threat on intelligence funding over allowing the GAO to investigate intelligence agencies as Congress wants.
• The US Conference of Catholic Bishops opposes the health care reform bill because of its language on abortion.
• The EU has worked out a plan to back up Greece's emergency loans in order to save the Euro.
• Network analysts are taking a look at the "oldest profession" in Brazil, having now gone online.