StupidiNews!

• President Obama hosts a two-day nuclear summit to discuss security and non-proliferation issues with 46 other world leaders.
• A car bomb exploded near the MI5 offices in Northern Ireland amidst Belfast retaking control of policing the province.
• California's new parole policy is drawing heat from lawmakers, communities, and justice activists.
• Iran is storing oil in idle supertankers again, which could cause the price of oil to jump as it did in 2008.
• A former NBC exec is calling on the FCC to mandate TV tuners in all US cell phones so that they can get local emergency broadcasts.