StupidiNews, Weekend Edition!

• Utah Republican Sen. Bob Bennett may be the first incumbent casualty of the primary season today as he faces his state's convention.
• One in eight Americans were on food stamps in February 2010, a new record of almost 40 million.
• Despite a moratorium on new offshore drilling, 27 companies have gotten environmental impact waivers since the Deppwater Horizon spill.
• Your 2010 Bank Bucket List is up to 68 as banks in four states were closed by the FDIC on Friday.
• The FCC has greenlighted technology to put first-run movies on demand, exciting studios and angering theater chains.