StupidiNews, Weekend Edition!

• BP says they are collecting only about 10% of the estimated oil flow from the recently capped Deepwater Horizon geyser.
• That's Sir Patrick Stewart now as the British Star Trek and X-Men actor has been knighted by the Queen of England.
• Israeli commandos have boarded the Irish aid ship Rachel Corrie, have met no resistance, and are taking the ship to the Israeli port of Ashdod.
• The US and China are blaming each other for a freeze in military relations amid rising military tensions on the Korean Peninsula.
• After a year in existence, Microsoft's Bing search engine is far from challenging Google's complete dominance, but is on the playing field.