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• US District Court Judge Martin Feldman says he will rule on whether to lift the President's offshore drilling moratorium as soon as today.
• Scientists have mapped the entire genetic code of the common body louse and are looking for clues to the rest of the insect kingdom.
• A new study shows that California state workers have collected nearly $3 billion in paid time off as a result of being constantly furloughed.
• Investors are looking increasingly towards the Australian and Canadian dollars as currency bunkers as the Euro falls out of favor.
• Is the FCC going to the biggest internet players behind closed doors to carve a backroom deal on net neutrality?