StupidiNews!

• West Virginia Gov. Joe Manchin will name a successor to the seat of the late Sen. Robert Byrd today.
• BP's cap in the Gulf of Mexico is holding the Deepwaer Horizon geyser...for now.
• California's GOP candidate for Governor, Meg Whitman, is bailing on her plan to inspect businesses in the state for undocumented workers.
• Americans still blame President Bush for the Afghan War, the deficit, and job losses in the latest Bloomberg poll.
• The latest iPhone software fixes a three-year problem with the device showing more signal bars than it should.