StupidiNews!

• Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has unveiled a new aid package to Pakistan, $7.5 billion over 5 years for power plants, dams, hospitals and more.
• Rising seas from melting polar ice caps are beginning to swamp islands across the globe.
• Fidel Castro's numerous public appearances over the last week have perplexed America's experts on Cuba.
• The US is demanding to see BP's plans to remove the cap as pressure tests are indicating a major leak near the well.
• The FCC says is has compelling evidence that wireless companies are dropping major unexpected increases -- "bill shock"-- on customers.