StupidiNews, Weekend Edition!

• Afghans head to the polls today despite the threat of Taliban attacks on polling places.
• A new poll shows that only one in 5 Americans favors military action against Iran, the rest favoring sanctions.
• An environmental watchdog group is suing the Obama administration claiming officials are hiding documents on the Gulf oil spill from the public.
• With shareholders approving their merger, United and Continental Airlines will soon be sharing ticket kiosks.
• Apple may be looking to launch an updated iPad with a camera in time for the holidays.