StupidiNews!

• One of the three American hikers being detained in Iran may be released as early as today.
• British troops in Afghanistan are being investigated for possibly smuggling Afghan heroin out of the country.
• California teachers are wary over a new bill that would replace the foreign language class requirement for graduating high school with a vocational or arts class.
• An international banking committee will allow eight years for banks to reach new capital requirements in Asia and Europe.
• Compact fluorescent light bulbs have competition in LED bulbs hitting the market this year.