StupidiNews, Weekend Edition!

• The death toll from the latest eruption of Indonesia's Mount Merapi is up to 76 as ash and gas assault nearby villages.
• One of Mexico's most wanted drug lords has been killed in a shootout with Mexican forces south of Brownsville, Texas.
• Retired Gen. Stanley McChrystal will lead soldiers again, this time in a charity bike ride in North Carolina.
• President Obama vows to fight terrorism as he visits the site of the 2008 Mumbai attacks in India.
• Both the cable industry and ISPs are blaming each other for the failure of net neutrality laws, according to rule comments both industries have made to the FCC.