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• Over three dozen are dead after Iraqi security forces stormed a church where insurgents were holding the congregation hostage.
• Brazil has elected its first female President, Dilma Rouseff, who promises more of the same popular policies of outgoing president Luiz Inacio Lula de Silva.
• Gitmo's youngest terrorist, Omar Khadr, has been convicted and sentenced to 40 years in prison, but the judge revealed he will most likely be transferred to Canada in a year.
• Stocks continue to climb after the best September-October rally in 12 years.
• One researcher wants to put you to work as a mobile carrier network node.