StupidiNews!

• A federal judge has dismissed Joe Miller's recall lawsuit against Sen. Lisa Murkowski, clearing the way for her election certification tomorrow.
• Iraqi PM Nouri al-Maliki says he wants US troops out of Iraq by the end of 2011.
• Sarah Palin's emails as Governor of Alaska may not be released for another six months as Alaska Republicans continue to delay release requests.
• US corporations want President Obama to give them a tax holiday on nearly a trillion dollars worth offshore earnings, taxes that most corporations avoid anyway.
• Apple faces a California lawsuit saying that its iOS system collects enough data on users in order to be able to identify them.