StupidiNews, New Year's Weekend Edition!

• Joe Miller has resolved to accept Sen. Lisa Murkowski's win as Alaska senator...for now.
• A University of Cincinnati student resolved to go through airport security, stripped to his underwear, and had the Fourth Amendment written on his chest.
• Chief Justice John Roberts wants Democrats and Republicans in the Senate to resolve to fill dozens of vacant federal judge appointments.
• Estonia resolves to do the best it can joining the countries using the euro today.
• Japan resolves to warn parents not to let kids under six use Nintendo's new 3DS handheld.