StupidiNews!

• The Presidential commission investigating the BP oil spill blames BP, Halliburton and TransOcean for "systemic failures" that could happen again.
• Israel's right-wing hard liners are investigating left-wing groups they say are "trying to destroy" the country from within.
• The man who allegedly killed the Governor of Pakistan's Punjab province was showered in rose petals as he showed up at court yesterday.
• US banks are turning to minimum balance and transaction fees in 2011 to restore money lost on overdraft fees due to credit card legislation passed last year.
• A tree's age isn't the only thing you can tell from the rings as climate scientists hunt for clues to past weather disasters.