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• "The King's Speech" took five Oscars last night, including best picture, best actor for Colin Firth, and best director for Tom Hooper.
• New Zealand PM John Key is asking stars like Oprah Winfrey and David Letterman for help after the country's devastating Christchurch earthquake.
• Rebels in the eastern half of Libya admit they don't have the manpower yet to take Tripoli and oust Qaddafi.
• Private equity giant Blackstone is betting big on US commercial real estate recovery by purchasing 588 malls from owner Centro for $9.4 billion.
• Legendary game designer Richard "Lord British" Garriott wants to make commercial space travel much easier in the future than his own trip to the International Space Station.