StupidiNews, Cinco De Mayo Edition

• President Obama will travel to the site of the World Trade Center in New York City today to mark the death of Osama bin Laden.
• Pakistani PM Yusuf Gilani is angrily defending his country's intelligence service and military against US questions about bin Laden's location.
• Vice President Joe Biden will lead a new round of talks involving the debt ceiling and the deficit, but no breakthroughs are expected.
• Officials in Portugal expect the country's steep austerity cuts will contract the economy by 2% or more this year.
• Intel's new technology has "reinvented the transistor" and the chip-maker is hoping to stay on top on the market for a long time with it.