StupidiNews, Weekend Edition!

• The UN Human Rights Council has passed an unprecedented resolution calling on equal rights for all, regardless of sexual orientation.
• Former President Jimmy Carter called on US officials to decriminalize marijuana, but was quickly rebuffed by the Obama administration.
• San Francisco's ballot measure to ban male circumcision is being called anti-Semitic and anti-Islamic.
• Hollywood's rush to 3-D is falling afoul of the economic crunch and audience members preferring 2-D films.
• New studies show that global climate change could drastically affect the availability of water for Rocky Mountain states.