StupidiNews!

• The Dallas Mavericks have claimed their first ever NBA Championship with a Game 6 win over the Miami Heat, 105-95.
• The Treasury Department will withhold subsidy payments to US banks until they improve their mortgage modification rates "substantially."
• President Obama will visit Puerto Rico today, becoming the first sitting President to do so in 50 years.
• South Park creators Trey Stone and Matt Parker picked up nine Tony Awards for their Broadway smash "The Book of Mormon".
• A new study finds the internet has turned in-depth journalism into a constantly-moving "hamster wheel" of tweets, links, and sound bites.